Excerpts From NITRians....!!!

Finally, two years cashed in one's chip in NIT Rourkela. As it is a national institute it has students ,professor from different culture & background, different state and different english proficiency. In the last two years I have come across many such incidents where their english proficiency stood challenged. But its for sure that you wont find such droll english expression alibi which has taken the centrestage in between the students to bug their friends or to share a smile while in stress. With passing time these have become hackneyed, still i will love to share those excerpts with you. These are some of the precious hackneyed that will remain in my memory for all my years.I hope you will enjoy these too!!!

1.( After the director went past the lecture room).......

(To the students....)Please Be Quiet......The Director Just Passed Away . -Math's Lecturer

I hope director is listening too.This man need a paper back for sure.

2.(To a student after he failed to submit his assignment in due time....)
How can you submit your assignment??....Yesterday I saw you in the movie hall with my wife..... -Math's Lecturer
Complete Bewafaaii......
(Actually what he was trying to say that- While with my wife in movie hall I saw you going for a movie.)

3.There will be a surprise test tommorow. - Math's Lecturer
OMG....!! It's still a surprise.

4. (Safety professor to the mechanical students)....
This is the best branch I have ever seen.....(after a 2 mins of noisy praising commotion).... I don't expect such kind of behaviour from you. This is the worst branch I have ever seen. - Safety Proff.
This is what you are supposed to pay if you ever try to deceive mechies.

5. Don't fire the crackers, let the night-fall. - A Compu . Student

Deadliest ever proportionality theorem discovered....I never knew that burning crackers can ever be linked to NIGHTFALL. This can surely give all pharmaceutical company a run for their money.

(What he was trying to say was that - Don't fire the crackers till dawn drops.)

6. Hey..do you know that BHADAPHONE(VODAFONE) gonna be launched in bbsr.
I'm still a BHIRGIN(VIRGIN).....dude !!!

College will remain closed on SHUTTERDAY(SATURDAY).
Hallelujah.....Trademark finally saved the Arun Sarin's Vodafone ...Otherwise it would have meet a tough competition from my dear frnd.

7.Give Me A Red Pen Of Any Color. - Maths Prof.
I think...you would find this conundrum more difficult to solve than The Da Vinci Code.

8.This is a very knowledgable website...Don't forget to log on into this website........And the website is www.google.com....
I never knew about the website...thanx to the prof.

9. Basically when I'm referring basically part of laser..basically i don't mean to say that basically it is bad.....but basically it is laser so gud.basically these are in lab..basically in physics lab.
Is it we are studying laser or BASICALLY??

10.OK...so OK the answer is OK.OK what I mean to say is that OK...the question is OK. - Math's Prof.
Count the number of OK's.....

11. We Will Have Our Hall-8 Shortly......!!!
(From the director....The same thing which he had said to our final years 4 years earlier.)
I think India will get its World Trade Centre Building by the name of Hall-8...thts why its taking so much of tym...

I hope you all must have enjoyed the hackneyed i shared it here....More to come in the next blog...!!!
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